xD That ninja game "which is based on
Japanese history. The stages of the
game will also be based on famous
battles which actually took place in
Japan. _So here's this enemy
crab..._"
roffle roffle!
... Let me say as a great Japanese
Historian, that This "ninja" game as
you called it is not at all focussed
on Ninja. It is called Genji and is
about a Samurai and a Warrior monk!
The first game on PS2 was fantastic,
and had PS3 style graphics. THe
second is bound to be just as good.
it is just the way that the idiotic
american talked about it that has put
it to shame! Yes, Genji is based upon
REAL JAPANESE BATTLES, but it is
BASED ON THEM and is NOT A REAL
ACCOUNT OF JAPANESE HISTORY. The game
Genji is based upon a certain book,
basically, and closely follows that.
The Tale of the Heike, is about the
same events, minus the giant crab,
magical orbs, and evil jumping dancey
people... But the designers of Genji
wanted to Onimusha it up, you could
say (it was made by the creator of
Onimusha after all) and thus the
outcome was Genji.
BASED on real Japanese battles, The
battles of the Minamoto and the
Taira, but NOT THE ACTUAL ACCOUNT OF
IT!!! If certain watchers of this
conference knew their Japanese
History, they would not have made so
many jokes about it! But yes the
massive damage thing is rather
stupid!
oh yeah....oops i'm not the best
Japanese historian...and not that
great really...but i do know enough
to tell you all that the game is not
an account of "real japanese
battles" just a spruced up version of
it....see?
ok, that was pretty funny, but let's
face it: this is propaganda. sure,
there's a bunch of stupid demos and
ads they used, but that doesn't make
it a good product. Sony has always
loaded on the bullshit, and it never
hurt their systems in the end. all
systems start off bad, so you gotta
give them a year to warm up. sure, M$
makes their systems look good at
their press conferences, but they're
no less full of bullshit, and their
focus on advertising shows a lower
quality system in the end. also keep
in mind that they're throwing out
reps, not the actual game developers,
and not necessarily hardware
developers either. believe me, even
the directors are full of shit. we
found that out a while ago, the first
time Kutaragi opened his wide trap.
Yeah the press confrence wasn't
perfect but if you want to compare if
you bought the better 360 for $399.99
and the network adapter look another
$99.99 oh wait you have to pay to be
online that's right $59.99.
Total system without games $559.97
So is $600.00 really that bad or
maybe it's the fact that you work at
a fast food restarant and can't
afford anything but the core 360 and
do nothing but bash playstation
because you got a 360 and there's no
way your gonna spend the rent on
another system. Xbox 360 overheat,
the games crack in the center. Oh
yeah they have great online play and
only 1 good game that is a pc port
(Call of Duty 2).
Man there's loads of sony fanboys
here (maybe they have real time
weapon change - lol). There's
nothing wrong with not being able to
afford a PS3 if history is anything
to go by (not the ancient japanese
variety) then even this will be lies.
The PS3 will cost even more, be even
more useless, and heat up like the
lean, mean fat grilling machine it
is. So fanboys, be careful when you
mock the xbox 360 because when your
console comes out it will be so
mockable it won't be worth trying.
Wii60 FTW
$600.00 TOTAL! The PS3 starts at $600
plus a game $70, and whatever else
you'll have to buy for it, you'll end
up saving just as much as originally,
but the PS3 will still cost more.
Xbox 360: $600
PS3: $700-$800
This video is useless in disproving
the points made by Sony in that
video. All it does is chop the video
footage, to create a humourous
propanda video. I mean, sure the PS3
is expensive, but until the system is
fully released, no one is in a
position to state which is better.
It's easy to make someone/something
look like an idiot then to actually
challenge their points. All they've
really done is bounce on the
proverbial cocks of Microsoft and
Nintendo.
you dont have to buy a network
adapter to play online you *******
moron. And XBL is 50dollars, the
network adapter is for wireless
internet. If you want to talk about
network adapters.. look at the Ps2.
"So is $600.00 really that bad or
maybe it's the fact that you work at
a fast food restarant and can't
afford anything but the core 360"
Shit anyone who would rather spend
less money for something they will
most likely have just as much fun
doing MUST WORK AT A FAST FOOD
RESTARAUNT and be totally stupid!
Wow I knew Sony was stupid but this
crosses the line into completely
retarded! I didn't know there were
giant crabs in Japan in the past
along with instant, oh sorry I mean,
real time weapon changes. The PS3 is
a stupid buy, and Sony fanboys are
fags.
I'm sorry, how is this embarrassing
to sony? Please inlighten me! Because
this looks like a normal press
confrence. I am sick of all this
mindless Wii60 crap. Nintendo bit the
big left nut when they attempted with
the GameCube-and look how that turned
out. It was ALWAYS cheaper than the
PS2 and Xbox. I have nothing against
Xbox, but I cant stand these fu
WTF! Finsihing what I was saying now,
I cant stand these damned stupid
little fan b!tches beating on the PS3
JUST BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD ONE!
Get a better job and shut THE HELL
UP!
Seriously, if this looks like a
normal press conference then you need
a check-up, they're talking a load of
boIlocks, and they're advertising a
load of gimmicks, an rip-offs cos
they can't think of anything new,
when they use the PSP as a backwards
mirror in the racing game shown, the
guy playing then presses a button to
do exactly the same thing. Gd, the
ps3 is a pathetic attempt to be
clever, but it fails at the word
"imagination"
"The first game on PS2 was fantastic,
and had PS3 style graphics" Dear
Tsuriai, while you may be a
historian, you have no friggin idea
what you are talking about when it
comes to graphics. If the Genji for
PS2 had PS3 graphics, the poor
console (PS2) would have simply burst
into flames by being in the mere
vicinity of the game.
I´m sure it´s a great game, and that
PS3 will be a great console. Sony is
messing this up, capitally. I loved
the PS1 and the PS2 (Despite having
to change it 3 times over due to
defect products), and it´s a fact
that I own both consoles. However,
the PS3 offers nothing new of which
my computer could not handle, both in
terms of graphics and gameplay.
The next gen marks an end to my
endless buying of Sony products
(sticking to non-console thingies
made by them). I´ll buy a Wii and a
360 instead... either that or upgrade
my computer further. 600 bucks ought
to give me quite the push in
dreamworks direction.
ohh and the ps3 has this new
technology that sony put in it that
makes it so that you cant play a game
on there if its borrowed, rented, or
bought used. you have to buy every
single one of your games...that sucks
ass
playstation doesnt have rumble
feature and the only thing it offers
is REAL TIME WEAPON change! and it
doesnt have any games of intrest like
halo or smash bros... with wii you
really get to actally PLAY the game
.. I mean pressing buttons... thats
so last week.. and xbox has halo..
enough said... but w/e REAL TIME
WEAPON CHANGE is tempting! you guys
are just close minded idoits.. get a
wii or 60
Heh, this conference always cracks me
up. Anyway, the PS3 so far has
nothing on offer that I'm interested
in. I'll admit to being a cheapskate,
in that I don't think it's really
overpriced, but that I personally
just don't want to pay that much.
